MZALA WAMI (SHORT STORY) by Fantasy Traveller

Mzala wami

Mzala! Ngiyethemba nisaphila nabantwana.

Nami ngiyaphila noma umkhuhlane wobusika ucishe wedlula nami nje. Ngahamba kahle nangalelalanga noma ngaze  ngafika ngakusasa ekhaya ngenxa yetransport. Ngahlala ewaiting room kwaze  kwashaya u 21h00 ebusuku lingafiki ibhasi.

Cabanga-ke mzala ngingedwa nje  umuntu wesifazane. Ngangizokuba ukudla kwezinswelaboya ukuba akuqhamukanga umfana wakwaCele laphaya eNgudwini ngamcela ukuba asale eseyongifihla kwakhe.

Wangiphatha kahle bakithi loyamfana. Bheka ngoba ngageza ngamanzi  afudumele, wanginika nokudla. Inkinga nje yaba ukuthi indawo yakhe incane, nombhede wakhe wenele umuntu oyedwa vo. Ngenxa yaleso sizathu, kwadingeka ukuba sicuphisane, siphambane ukuze senele.

Cabanga-ke angifake naphenti  mzala ngenxa yokuthi engabe kade ngilifakile ngase ngiliwashile. Ngesizathu  sokukhathala ngasheshe ngazumeka.

Angazi ukuthi ngase ngilale isikhathi esingakanani ngenkathi ngiphaphama ngizithola sengifile ukuqhanyelwa kanti okungumfana sekuvele kwangivula imilenze kwangingena ngolimi esibunjini samanzi te!

Ngangithi ngizoziba kube  sengathi angizwa lutho.

Ngehluleka nokho, ngazithola sengiyivule kakhulu  imilenze ngenkathi sengizwa amadevu netshebe yakhe kungihuqa emsunwini.  Ngaleyonkathi umthondo wakhe owawuqondene namabele wawusuqine okobhoko uqobo, usushisa bhe.

Ngethuka senguwubhambe ngazo zombili maqede ngawuxhuma  emlonyeni. Angazi ukuthi sancelana isikhathi eside kangakanani,  engikukhumbulayo nje ukuthi ngagcina sengilele ngibheke phezulu, umfana eseguqe phezu kwami esengene shi ngekhanda phakathi kwemilenze yami, ulimi lwakhe lwehla lwenyuka esibunjini sami esasesiqumbile wukuqhanyelwa.

Nami  ngaqhubeka nokuwubamba ngomlomo umthondo wakhe ngilokhu ngidlalisa kancane amasende ayesevuvuke ungafunga ukuthi yibhola lomphebezo, ngingasaphathi okuyikhingqi lakhe. Ngangithi ngizomtshela alukhiphe ulimi ngenkathi sekuthi mangithunde. Kodwa ngenxa yokuthi umthondo wawugcwele emlonyeni wami ngehluleka, ngavele ngamthundela khona emlonyeni.

Angibazi lobuya bumnandi  wemzala!

Ngangithi uzophakama angithethise, kodwa waziqhubekela  nokungikhotha. Anginakanga ukuthi naye useyathunda. Ngamuzwa egquma nje  okomuntu ophelelwa wumoya kanti nakho sekuyangithundela emlonyeni okungumfana. Kwasishaya sagcwala sonke okuyisigwadi isidoda emlonyeni maqede kwalala ja nami ngazumeka.

Salala singasembathanga singacimanga nesibani. Saze saphashanyiswa ngamakhaza antathakusa. Wavele wajika umfana walala waqondana nami manje,  maqede wangigona sanamathelana wangixhuma ulimi. Ngathi ngethuka wabe  esengibuyise ngaphezulu sesibhebhana.

Hhayi yiciko loyamfana mzala ngiyakutshela. Akadle ngakufequza. Ngathi mina ngiyazibulala ngokufenda,  yena wayenyakaza kancane egudla kuphela umsunu ngekhingqi sengathi uxabene  nawo nje qha.

Lapho-ke esekweqe amehlo wena owabona umuntu egeqwa yisisu. Ngaze ngesaba sengathi uzofela ngaphansi kwami. Ngaqhubeka nokufenda slowly sengilingisa yena. Ngezwa ngigedezela umzimba wonke maqede ngoma ngaqonda thwi kuhle kwenyoka. Hhayi angikwazi lokhuya kuthunda mzala. Kwangiguqula kancane okungumfana kwangibhekisa phezulu, kwawufaka, kwangibhebha futhi.

Lapho-ke nomthondo wakho usuyacwebezela. Ngaleyonkathi mina sengiyisidumbu nje. Kwanyakaza kabili kathathu kwangathi kuyaqhela, kanti sekungithela ngesidoda. Ngangithi ngiyasha. Kwavuka kwangesula ngesikhulu isineke lesi  nakho kwazesula maqede sazumeka futhi.

Ngavuka seliphakeme ilanga, okungumfana sekuhambile kwaya emsebenzini. Kwashiya sekungilungiselele yonke into. Phezu kwetafula kwakushiye incwajana eyayingitshela ukuthi uma  sengihamba ngiyowubeka kuphi ukhiye.

Futhi bakithi, ngiyokhohlwa ngifile.

Hhayi mzala, angime, ezimnandi azipheli. Ukhonze kumalume.

Yimina umzala wakho,

Thobzaza

 

Ubuhle nobubi? by Confident Black Woman

Cha, impela, abantu banezimanga.

Ngivuke namhlanje kuthiwa kukhona usozaziwayo othizeni ozishitntshe ibala lesikhumba sakhe esimnyama ngemithi egcotshwayo namaphilisi ngoba efuna “ukukhanyana” abempofu.

Kudala ke yabakhona lento le ebantwini yokuzonda ubumnyama bethu solokho sagcindizelwa ondlebe zikhanya ilanga nezinwele zabo eziyephu yephu ezingaqhineki kuhle komsila wehashi.

Sikhule nje o-anti bethu be tshabukile, beshile ebusweni ngenxa yoku-creamer, izikhumba zabo ziphenduke u-pink no-black yilemithi abaziphoshonga ngayo kuze umuntu omnyama abonwe njengo muntu omuhle kumele afane nekhaladi akhanye njenge thanga lasebusika.

Kodwa ke, nathi bantu bendabuko sinakho vele ukuthi sibaphakamisele phezulu osisi abampofu, kuthiwa phela isikhumba sabo sifresh okwepentshisi; uma intombi imhlophe iyabatshazwa, inconywe kuthiwe ‘waze wamuhle engathi ugeza ngobisi’.

Nathi ke, sesi funa ukukhanya, siziphaphathekise ngeLemon Light kanye  neLight Brown, uporishi wezicathulo. Sizenza lezizinto ngamagama okuthi sifuna ukuba iziphalaphala. Kodwa okusalayo ukuthi libukelwa phansi ibala elimnyama. Umuntu angazalwa enebala elimnyama wenze elikhulu icala ngobumnyama bakhe.

Kulezizinsuku zeHollywood, nobukhazikhazi bemodelling nobuceleb abantu abaningi bakholelwa ukuthi umuntu omuhle kumele afane ncamashi namacelebs avela njalo komabonakude. Imphumela yalokhu ukuthi sithola odade bethu beziqhathanisa njalo nezintokazi ezifana noBeyonce noAlicia Keys I might add bafana nabelungu.

Angazi noma kunento ethi labantu abalusweli uthando nocansi ngoba nakhu bempufo befake nama-weave acishe afane nezinwele zabelungu?

Kodwa uma usubhekisisa kahle, amantombazane amahle, impela lawa ampofu yiwo wona lawa axhashazwa amadoda ngoba phela asuke efunela ubuhle kuphela.

Angisho ukuthi wonke ayaxhashazwa futhi angisho ukuthi uma ungempofu wena uzothola uthando lwangempela.

Kodwa mawubhekisisa izinsizwa ziyathanda ukuthi zigijimise  intombi enhle ziyishele sengazuthi akaze zithande omunye umuntu kodwa futhi uma isimuvumile leyontombi aphinde abhoreke ubhuti ngoba phela use-phruvile ebanganini ukuthi naye angayithola lentombi le.

Enye into futhi, amadoda anokucabanga ukuthi amantombazane akhanyayo awanawo ubuhlakani, acabanga  ukuthi  aphilela nje ukubukwa ashelwe anconywe ngobuhle.

Kanti ibala ufuzo, alihlangene nokunye.

At the end of the day, ucansi luyafana, akukho nkomo ehlukile ngoba nakhu yona ikhanya.

Ngaphezu kwalokho nje, iningi labantu besilisa bamanje baheheka kakhulu uma bebona ukuthi

nawe uzithembile, futhi awulandeli yinoma yini enzekayo emhlabeni.

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ART OF UKUBHEBHA

PS: ANGISIYENA UCWEPHESHE WENKOMO

Sonke sakhulu sazi ukuthi ukubhebhana ku involve(a) ukulala kwentombazane ibheke phezulu and umfana akhwele phezulu. So njengenjwayezo – sigcina senza njalo.

Ucansi lufuna i spice and i variety iyona eyenza ama spices amnandi. Abasemdabu waseNdiya ba developer izitayela eziningi, ezaziwa nge KamaSutra.  La kwenziwa isitayela eziningi ngezinhloso ezahlukene – kukhona izitayela zokwanelisa omama nezinye zomama.

I art yokubhebha inalokhu okulandelayo:

1. Shintshani ama positions ngaso sonke isikhathi
2. Muntu wesilisa vumela umuntu wakho ahole umdlalo wokubhebhana
3. Thina madoda siyashesha ukuchama so ingakho kubalulekile uku dedela omame ba lead(e) the way
4. Mvumele umuntu wakho eze ngaphezulu azixhome yena kumthondo wakho
   1. Lokhu kusiza ngoba uyawazi amakhona enkomo yakhe so she directs ipipi lakumnandi khona kuyena
   2. Uyakwazi ukukhuphula no kwehlisa i pace uma kufanelekile
   3. Lana ipipi lingena lonke ntshi emomozi
   4. Sikhumbule madoda inhloso ukuchamisa umuntu wesimame kuqala before thina
   5. I doggy style yavunywa kudala iyumanqoba
      1. Uyakwazi ukudlala nge Clit ngesikhathi umbhebha and lokho kumenza ahlanye
      2. Ngelinye ilanga kumele umbhebhe rough and hard kodwa ngelinye umbhebhe nice, tenderly and slowly
         1. Uqaphele ukuthi uthanda uma umbhembha kuphi
         2. Kubalulekile ukuthi ube position oyaziyo ukuthi imkhipha inkani umfazi

Remember, ladies first nasekuchameni Madoda

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Men’s Sexual Responsibility

Kuyiqiniso elingenakuphikwa ukuthi amadoda iwona athanda ukubhebha more than abantu besifazane.  Kodwa thina madoda asiqapheli izinto ezidingwa omama ngoba sisuke sijahe ukukhwela.  Ngibone kungcono ukuthi ngibeke lemigomo elandelayo.

NB: Angisiyena uchwepheshe ekubhebhaneni..

1. Kumele umkhumthaze emini ka bha umuntu wakho, ukuthi ufuna ukumbhebha  after work. Kubalulekile ukuthi ube approach ayithandayo umuntu wakho. Drop her sms,mfonele, mbuze ukuthi ufake iphenti elinjani  etc menze azwe ukuthi ukhona empilweni yakhe
2. Uma ufika ekhaya – mfakele amanzi okugeza kubhavu with bubles. Thola amakhandlela neglass ye favourite wine yakhe
   1. Better still nigeze nobabili
   2. Umgeze umhlane – and bit of massage emahlombe
3. Idlani isidlo sasebusuku together
4. Msize ukuya embhedeni and uma nifika khona , umlalise ngesisu and massage umzimba wonke.  Uma um massage make sure nawe awugqokile
5. Qala ekhanda on what is called “Indian Head Massage”
   1. Wehlele emhlane and make sure you have oils good oils
   2. Uzobe uhleli esinqeni sakhe umuntu wakho
   3. And umthondo uyahlupha ngoba uyavuka noma ungacelwanga
   4. Kuzomele ukwazi ukuzibamba ngoba noma inhloso kukumbhebha but awufuni asheshe asole
   5. Massage izinyawo and namathanga ugudle inkomo

1. Umphendule abheke phezulu um massage amabele and wehlele ezansi umqabule inkabal
2. Ubuyele phezulu umkhothe amabele with focus on izingono (tits) make sure aze ayaqina amabele
3.  Mqabule emlonyeni tenderly and passionately
4. Yehlela uqabule imomozi yakhe, umkhothe imomozi, ulimi ludlale kamnandi kwi Clit yakhe
5. Make sure ulimi lwakho lucijile and lena ke madoda ifuna ubucwepheshe
6. Rub ulimi kwi Clit umuzwe ebiza igama lakho
7. Lapho amathanga akhe asemahlombe akho
8. Ubuye uyimunce futhi inkomo igcwale umlomo wakho
9. Abanye ke bayachama kulesi stage
10. Ungajahi ukukhwela kumele kube uyena ofuna umthondo
11. The rest is history

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Ukubaluleka kweClitoris – by Explorer

Ngakhula ingaziwa lento ekuthiwa yiclitoris.

Abanye bayibiza ngobhontshisi wesitho sangasese somuntu wesifazane.
Kodwa, angilizwisisi kahe leligama elithi ‘bhontshisi’, sengathi iwukudla ekumele kuhlafunwe.
Noma nje mhlawumbe ukuthi angilijwayele; so ke ngisebenzisa leli elithi clitoris.

Ngisakhula ucansi lwaluyinto egxile kakhulu ngokwenzeka ngaphakathi kowesifazane.
Angisho ukuthi abesilisa babengazami ngokwanele ukuyivusa imizwa;
kodwa, ngenxa yokuthi lwalungekho ulwazi lweclitoris,
owesifazane wayengayitholi yonke into umDali ayembekele yona kuleyondawo.

iClitoris iyisimanga bafowethu. Sicela ningayesabi, ningayinqeni.

Okukuqala nje, uma ufuna ukuthi ngichame, nomi angithi ngibe neorgasm, kuzofanele uzijwayeze lento encanyana le.
Uma ungayazi ukuthi ikuphi iclit— ilendawo engenhla kwembotshana yokuchama kowesifazane.
Awafani ke amaclit, amanye asobala ngenxa yokuthi aphakeme, yize kuthiwa ubhontshisi.
Amanye avuka abonakale uma owesifazane ese-on.
Ungathinti imbotshana leyokuchama udideke, iclit ingenhla, so muthinta thinte lapho ngomunwe, nomangolwimi.

Nawe muntu wesifazane, musa ukusaba ukuyazi inkomo yakho ukuthi amabhathini ayo akuphi.
Zijwayeze ukuzithinta kuleyondawo, ubuze futhi nakwabanye khona uzoyazi into yakho ukuthi isebenza kanjani.

Ngisho kuthiwa awukaze uyifune, noma uyibone, uyayazi iclit yakho.
Uyazi ngani? Uyazi ngoba yileyondawo enkomeni yakho ethi uma uqhaneyelwe kube engazuthi iyaqina
noma engathi iyafutha futha.

Ngingasho nje straight ukuthi i-most yabesifazane abazufika kuleyondawo (orgasm) uma iclit yabo ingadlaliswa kwi-sex.
Ukungihlokoloza ngomunwe kumnandi yebo, kodwa akuve kupholile umakungahambisani nokutofozwa nokukhothwa kweclitoris.

Ayikho ento emnandi njengokukhothwa iclit.
Ngike ngabona ukuthi abantu besilisa abangayazi indima edlalwa yiClit bakukhotha inkomo as if bakhotha uice-cream.
Baloku nje bekhothile, waphu waphu waphu, kanti hayibo, kufanele bakhothe ngobuchwepheshe.
Ulwimi lwakho malucije okomcibisholo, ubese uqonda ngqo kwiClit.

Kodwa phela, ukucija kolwimi akusho ukuthi maluberough.
iClit ifana nepipi; kodwa isensitive ngaphezulu kwalo. Yebo yiqiniso lelo.
Ngoba phela ipipi limbozwe yisikhumba; kodwa iclit inje nezinye izinyama zenkomo ezingamboziwe.

iClit iyinyama esensitive, ethambile, ngakho ke, yikhothe njenge mbali engabuna kalula uma uyicindezela kakhulu.
Yikhothe ngobunono nesineke, ayikho into eyisidina njengomuntu othi xhapha xhapa ngamathe nje enkomeni yakho.
As a rule, the gentler you go, the better.

IClit, iyona nkinobho ebasa umlilo ngaphakathi.

Ngiyabakhuthaza abesimame ukuthi bazijwayeze namaclit abo.
Yithinte inkomo, uyithole leyondawo, ubese uyazitofoza ngokwakho khona uzokwazi ukuthi mhla unowakwakho, umkhombe indlela.

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